If you’re feeling faint,
And you’re gonna fall,
Who you gonna call?
FIRST AIDERS
When you hear that tut,
It’s a paper cut,
Who you gonna call?
FIRST AIDERS
If you just got burnt,
It’s time you learnt,
Who you gonna call?
FIRST AIDERS
If there’s any gore,
Head for the door
Who you gonna call?
(NOT) FIRST AIDERS!
(Well, maybe Dan…)
I never ever thought that I would become a first aider! Although I’ve always acknowledged that it’s a great set of skills to have, I really can’t stand looking at even the slightest cut…
However, knowing that you could save someone’s life is a rewarding feeling, so that’s why I and some fellow Launchers were last week at a first aid class, practicing with ‘Annie,’ a CPR doll.
It was a surreal experience, with shouts of “Annie, can you hear me? I’m just putting you in the recovery position to make you feel more comfortable’ echoing around the room as everyone got to grips with their doll. We nothing short of pummelled them, which was okay so long as we heard the distinctive ‘click’ that told us we were doing it properly. Dan did particularly well with his Annie, though he was rather particular about cleaning her mouth with antiseptic and waiting a good while for it to dry!
We found lots of interesting tips and techniques – one being that there is more than one way to treat a burn, with both milk and yogurt doing the job just as well as the more obvious cold water. Just as well that we’re always pretty well stocked with those items!
Although the training was serious, we still all had a fun day out of the office, and I even produced a little song to help everyone remember who they can turn to in times of catastrophe!






